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Friday, 3 February 2012

Quotable Valentine Day - Quotes about Feb 14 and why we're so stupid about Cupid!


Great Quotes about Valentine's Day - February 14th

With Valentine's Day looming ... here are a few topical quotations about the most romantic of days - or unromantic given the viewpoint of some of the sour-faced sources below ...

"Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!"
Thomas Hood

"I claim there ain't another Saint as great as Valentine."
Ogden Nash

"I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV."
Tracy Smith

"It's Valentine's Day - that time of year when we are once again reminded of the grand, old difference between men and women. Women are better."

"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
Robert Orben

"If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you."
Carmen Electra

"Feb 14th is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day."
Jay Leno

"It's not every day that I tell you "I love you!" ... OK, maybe it is, but on Valentines Day it's the law!!"

"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon."

"Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is."
Anon (or a non-romantic)

Valentine Quotations from TV ...

Sally Solomon: "Hey you guys, why is everything so red on Valentine's Day? I mean the greeting cards, and the candy, even the tire ads."
Dr. Dick Solomon: "Well, red represents the blood that was spilled at the massacre."
Harry Solomon: "Massacre?"
Dick: "Yeah, the St. Valentine's Day massacre. It's a very big deal here on Earth."
3rd Rock from the Sun: Dick Puts the 'Id' in Cupid (2000)

Johnny Chase: "I remember I broke up with Stacy Laruzso a week before Valentine's Day. I got back with her a week after. No chocolates, no roses... "
Eric Murphy: "No Class."
Entourage: Blue Balls Lagoon (2005)

Alex: "I don't do Valentine's Day first dates. I think it's a jinx."
Marissa: "That's okay."
Alex: "But next week, when we don't have Hallmark breathing down our necks, we'll go on a date. Cool?"
The O.C.: The Lonely Hearts Club (2005)

Dr. Robert Chase: "Happy Valentine's Day."
Dr. Allison Cameron: "A holiday that only applies to people who are already paired up. For everyone else, it's Monday."
House MD: Insensitive (2007)

Kelly Kapoor: "I received my first Valentine from a secret admirer ... [reads] 'Roses are red. Violets are blue. Its time for your dental cleaning. And maybe a check-up too.' "
The Office: Blood Drive (2009)

If you have any favourite Valentine's quotes that you'd like to share with us, please do so in the comments box below ...


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