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Wednesday, 22 December 2010

QUOTABLE QUOTES #1 - Random Quotations linked by a common thread.

QUOTABLE RANDOM QUOTES #1

A series of 'random' quotations that make you think about life in general ... each quote is connected to the next one via a common keyword ...


“We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.”
Jeff Marder


"A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run."
Dennis Miller


"Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat."
Alex Levine


"If I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume."
John Van Druten


"Happiness is perfume, you can't pour it on somebody else without getting a few drops on yourself."
James Van Der Zee


"Happiness held is the seed; happiness shared is the flower."
John Harrigan


"One sure way to lose another woman's friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements."
Marcelene Cox


"Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces."
Anne Morrow Lindbergh


"If God hadn’t meant us to hunt men, he wouldn’t have given us Wonder Bras."
Kathy Lette


"The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing."
Johnny Depp


"Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress."
Liz Smith


"The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in."
Paris Hilton

“Life is too short for reading inferior books.”
James Bryce


"Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill."
Barbara Tuchman


“A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on an installment plan.”
Martin Luther King, Jr.


"Dying is easy, it's living that scares me to death."
Annie Lennox



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