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Thursday, 23 December 2010

THE QUOTABLE FATHER CHRISTMAS - Santa Claus quotes for some Xmas cheer

THE QUOTABLE FATHER CHRISTMAS

Santa Claus quotes for some Xmas cheer

In celebration of the patron saint of Christmas, here is a seasonal selection of quotations about Santa Claus, Kris Kringle, Pere Noel, Kerstman, Yule Elder, Old Man Frost, Papa Noel, Saint Nicholas, Father Christmas ...


"They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart."
Mrs Paul M. Ell


"Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song, you're helping Santa Claus. To me, that's what Christmas is all about. Helping Santa Claus."
Louis Sachar


"When I found out that Santa Claus wasn't real, I wasn't upset; rather, I was relieved that there was a much simpler phenomenon to explain how so many children all over the world got presents on the same night! The story had been getting pretty complicated - it was getting out of hand."
Richard P. Feynman


"Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven."
W.C. Fields


"Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year."
Victor Borge


"God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat."
Henry Louis Mencken


"Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"
Arlo Guthrie


"Santa Claus is anyone who loves another and seeks to make them happy; who gives himself by thought or word or deed in every gift that he bestows."
Edwin Osgood Grover


"One of the problems we have in this country is that too many adults believe in Santa Claus, and too many children don't."
Lee Lauer

"A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset."
James Gould


"Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live."
George Carlin


"In this age of instant coffee, overnight rush deliveries, and 30-second media sound bites, it's not surprising that children have discovered that their letters to Santa Claus can be sent by email."
Patrick Flaherty


"There are three stages of a man’s life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus."
Anon




More great Xmas Quotes ...


The Twelve Quotes of Christmas - Seasonal Quotations for Festive Cheer


Funny Xmas Quotes and Christmas Cheer - Putting Fun and Laughter into the Festive Season


What's so 'Special' about the Doctor Who Christmas Specials?

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